CLAUD'S WORLD!

Monday, April 09, 2007

Hahaha, this girl has MOVED. RELINK!:D

;Only you can stop the rain tonight
9:58 PM
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Saturday, April 07, 2007

I just came back, but I think this is so funny I have to blog about it!

I was at Plaza Sing's toilet, and I was adjusting my hair and jeans when out of the corner of my eye, I saw this girl mimicking my actions, I was quite annoyed but I didn't dare to like, stare at her cause I was afraid she'd beat me up. So I just stood down there while I fiddled with my shirt and everything, waiting for her to leave. After a while I gave up waiting and just decided to go out first when I realised, IT WAS A MIRROR AND THE GIRL WAS MY OWN REFLECTION ALL ALONG -.- I AM STUPID. AND! I walked from Taka to Plaza Sing today, IN HEELS. Zomg, my feet nearly gave way! >.<

It's a tiring day, had dim sum in the morning with the Family <333

Love, Claud.

If you're ever bitchy to me, all I have to do is remind you of how much I love you.

;Only you can stop the rain tonight
11:50 PM
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Friday, April 06, 2007

Hahaha, I'm out >.< Have pictures to post. And jokes, Shawn was nice enough to entertain me until I fell asleep. Hospitals are such boring places. X(

Where do you find the slowest car? ALASKA!

Where do you find the cheapest car? AFRICA!

Where do you find the happiest car? AMERICA!

Which is the most vulgar soccer team? AC MILAN(Think Hokkien)

Which soccer player always gets lost? WES BEOWN!(Where's Brown?)

Lol, quite funny lah, have somemore, but I forgot. >.<

The Auntie's clothes match her plastic bag leh, FASHION~

The TV's so far away from the bed T_T And my eyes are failing me >.<

Believe me, it's possible, it tastes worse than it looks, hospital food X(

You see, the drip tube thingy is actually red 'cause the solution was finished and I didn't know so the blood ran back up, GROSS.

Benjy: Why me? I'm suffering, HELP. He loos so helpless!

The needle and the 3-way plug T_T Drips suck more than PW(or maybe not.)

Haha, I'm the only fatass greedy pig I know who pulls her drip down to the canteen to munch! >.<

I remember once I commented that hospital windows were such that you can't jump down from them. The black strip is made of metal so the window's not big enough for anyone to squeeze through.

Lol, that's all, folks!

Claud.

You might be such a clueless, dumass, study-too-much blockhead but that's okay, for now <3

\Edit: Oh! This is really priceless. Ken and I were discussing about spectacles the day before ytd, and he said to me, very very seriously and thoughtfully. "Do you realise that nowadays, practically everyone wears either full-framed, half-framed or framelss specs? ZOMG, DUH! I laughed so hard that I cried! Zzzz.

;Only you can stop the rain tonight
7:06 PM
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