Cloudy's Big Book of Pickup Lines- A Man's Guide On What To Say To A Pretty Woman In A Bar P.S. She has to be really desperate though.
1. Is your dad a theif? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. 2. Is your father a terrorist? Because you're Da Bomb! 3. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again? 4. Are you a broom? Because you swept me off my feet. 5. Do you have a mpa, because I got lost in your eyes. 6. You must be really tired, you were running around in my dreams the whole night. 7. Do you have a band-aid- I just fell for you.
Courtesy of Pooty and whoever's been passing these around ^^
Hurhur, 7 and still counting!
Love, Claudia :D
;Only you can stop the rain tonight
12:04 AM
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